Eventual findings of the just-announced inquiry into intelligence services

We made mistakes, but those mistakes aren’t considered quite bad enough for anyone to have to resign or anything.

People like the killer are very hard to detect.

It’s even harder to detect them when you’re not looking for them.

We were mainly looking at other people.

People like people who had the same religion as the victims.

Or Keith Locke that one time.

While we’re here, though…  has there ever been an intelligence services review that hasn’t recommended expanded powers?

Thought not.

Thank you, that’s very generous.

Editorial: the Tax Working Group’s proposed changes are unworkable, by the Chief Parliamentary Counsel

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It’s the day we all feared.  The Tax Working Group has released its proposed changes.  Well good for them.  None of it’s going to happen.

The Income Tax Act 2007 is virtually unreadable as it is.  We’re talking sub-sub paragraphs, and capital-lettered amendment sections.  And they want to what?  Add more?  Do you know how long the Income Tax Act 2007 currently is?  It’s over 3500 pages!  That’s just the Act!  That’s not any of the accompanying regulations or associated Acts.  It’s got a section number in it called “CW55BB” – that’s just the section number, without any subsections!

Right now the Income Tax Act 2007 is like a Jenga Tower where there aren’t any safe moves left.  There are entire Parts of that Act that we haven’t touched in years.  It’s too unsafe to send Parliamentary Counsel into them.  Tinkering with the wrong section risks collapsing the full weight of some Parts down onto those poor souls.  For the last five years we’ve just been banging a whole lot of new operative provisions into a schedule.  We’ve been hoping no one noticed and, frankly, it seemed like we were getting away with it.  Denzil Ward would be rolling in his grave.

Well, that won’t work any more; the Tax Working Group wants significant changes.  It’s not just extending the bright line test.  Given enough time and sufficient safety equipment we might – might – be able to manage changing references to a time period.  But expanding subject matter coverage when who knows where that subject matter features elsewhere in an Act that takes seven reams of paper to print?  You’re dreaming, mate.

Don’t get me wrong – we’re not afraid of doing our job.  And we’re good at it.  Being a Parliamentary Counsel isn’t all just doing a quick find-and-replace when a new government decides they don’t like the name “Vulnerable Children Act”.  I mean, you should see some of the 19th century legislation we have to keep on life support.  But the prospect of implementing any of these changes is worse than that time we had to write an Act declaring a living person was dead.

Right, time to see how I can make this the Legislation Design and Advisory Committee’s problem.

Editorial: The majesty of the Court of Appeal hearing centre, by the designer of the Court of Appeal hearing centre

As the designer of the Court of Appeal and High Court hearing centre in Auckland, I think I know a thing or two about what makes courtrooms truly special.   Without getting too E.P. Thompson about it, the majesty of the law is sustained by the formality of our courtrooms.  It’s therefore my pleasure and, I think, my duty, to share with you what makes the hearing centre such a fine site for the administration of justice.

First impressions count.  We don’t want people to think they’re in some intimidating process.  That’s why to get to the hearing centre you enter a non-descript Queen Street office building past a Unichem Pharmacy and a St Pierre’s Sushi.  We’re going for a Westfield justice vibe.  On Level Two is a LabTests collection centre.  As you ride the elevator up to the correct floor, look at the person next to you.  For all you know they’re there to drop off a stool sample.  That feeling you feel inside?  That’s the anticipation of justice.

Once you make it to Level 11 you’ve found us, as long as you turn in the right direction.  If you go the other way you’re at the ominous sounding “Learning Centre” for the Ministry of Business, Innovation, Employment and Re-Education Camps.

Now, this is where the impressive parts really start.  The lobby immediately invokes hushed tones, principally because there are large signs telling you to speak quietly.  We haven’t soundproofed the place and we don’t want the noise to carry into the courtrooms.  There is a tiny reception desk if you have some questions, and two client interview rooms that used to house circuit breakers and junction boxes.  Without exception every other door is marked with a sign saying “Private”.

Did you know this is where the Employment Court used to sit?  Don’t give too much consideration to the idea that this place wasn’t good enough for the Employment Court.  No, seriously, the Employment Court.

Of course the courtrooms themselves are, I think, very tidy.  No expense has been spared.  By which I mean we made sure to kill every possible expense.  A lot of people ask me, where is the bar in this courtroom?  But what is a bar really?  I think a lot of lawyers would tell you it’s nothing but an installation quote for $2500 plus GST that my manager didn’t approve.

But instead of focusing on what’s missing, focus on what we did do.  We banged up some wood panelling on a few of the walls, and we got a great deal on old sun-bleached curtains from a church hall in Dunsandel to throw up behind the judges.  There’s a crest of course.  A little big some might say; possibly a little big.  The overspend on the crest meant we couldn’t replace the blinds but they remain as a tasteful evocation of the commercial office-origins of the space.

The judges peer out from behind their double screens.  They’re on a raised dais of course, but not too raised.  We’re in an office building, so the ceilings are standard height.  If the judges get much higher they’re going to be hitting the ceiling tiles.  We get them to change some lightbulbs while they’re up there.  And naturally all of this can be neatly observed from the three rows of public gallery seating with economy-class leg room.

At the end of the day it’s important to remember that justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be done.  And there is no denying you can see justice being done.  If that is your benchmark of success, then the hearing centre, as a place where your eyes can visibly observe a hearing, must surely be seen as a runaway success.  Just put from your minds the symbolism that even though the Court of Appeal hearing centre sits 11 floors up, the Auckland High Court courthouse on the hill still manages to rise above it.

Chief Justice spends summer break barricading herself in chambers

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Artist’s impression of Elias CJ’s latest dissent

Supreme Court staff returning to work this week found the Chief Justice’s chambers now an impenetrable fortress.  Sources understand that Dame Sian spent most of her summer break barricading herself in her chambers, the latest in a series of moves to prevent mandatory retirement this March.

The barricade appears to be constructed mainly of Law Reports, spare furniture stolen from other justices’ chambers, and wooden panelling ripped from the wall of the main courtroom.  It is not known whether the Chief Justice has taken hostages.

Police are now on the scene and it is understood they have already had to trespass from the premises an overly-excited Ted Thomas.

Receipts scattered on the ground outside the barricade indicate purchases of large amounts of bottled water from Thorndon New World and freeze-dried meals from the Kathmandu on Willis Street.  Experts estimate that the supplies could last at least until the end of 2019.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, a fellow Supreme Court justice conceded that he should have seen the move coming: “When Dame Sian oversaw the redesign of judicial robes last year she insisted that they be woven with kevlar, as well as heat reflective lining that defeats infra-red heat scanners.  With the benefit of hindsight that’s going to make it pretty difficult for the Armed Offenders Squad to get her out of there.”

Expert Police negotiators expressed pessimism at being able to talk around the Chief Justice.  “We’ve been reviewing her Honour’s judgment in Hamed v R and it’s plain we’re dealing with someone with extremist views.”

Granting an exclusive interview to Strictly Obiter and all passersby, the Chief Justice shouted from the window of her first floor chambers down to the street: “You can take this office from my warm and not-yet-dead 70 year old hands.  Let’s see you outvote me 4-1 this time, you bastards.”

Her Honour’s barricade follows the Chief Justice’s removal from pipes over the Terrace Tunnel in central Wellington after a 10 hour standoff.

EXCLUSIVE: Five questions with the Supreme Court of New Zealand

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Strictly Obiter gets an exclusive lifestyle interview with the judges of the Supreme Court of New Zealand before they head off on a summer break.

 

Where will you be spending your holidays?

Ellen France J (for the Court): We would prefer to resolve this question in a case where it arises squarely on the facts.

 

What is on your summer reading list?

O’Regan and Glazebrook JJ (for the Court): We agree that it is summer but we propose to leave open the question of whether reading is appropriate.  We also leave open the question of what reading would take place if this Court held that such activity was lawful.

 

Which do you think has been the most significant case decided by the Court this year?

William Young J (for the Court): Our answers to the previous questions mean it is not necessary to determine this issue.

 

What will be on the menu for Christmas day?

Glazebrook J (for the Court): As we have not had the benefit of full argument on this point we will not address that here.

 

What is the secret to a relaxing break?

William Young J (for the Court): This dispute was resolved between the parties following the hearing before us but before judgment was issued.  Nevertheless it involves a matter of public and general importance such that the Court has determined to issue a judgment in this matter (continues for 230 paragraphs).

Downs J on writing style

It has been claimed that I have a certain writing style.  It is said to be distinctive.  The word “curial” apparently features.  Three-word sentences abound.  And, sentences beginning with “and”.  Outcomes are announced by the passive voice.

That is troubling.  But, I reject it for three inter-related reasons.

First, anyone can write in short sentences.  It is simple.  Only a full stop is required.  And, if the tone invokes a clipped manner, that is to be expected.  Curial process does not admit loquacity.

Second, commencement of sentences with conjunctions is unremarkable.  However, and, and but, especially when followed by commas, are used by many.  And, they add to readability.  And, contribute bounce.  Many must read, and understand, curial decisions.

Third, the claim is cast broadly.  That is not insignificant.  It ignores the longer sentences, often comma-strewn, which serve as a counterpoint to the brevity that may, at times, break up any judge’s decision.  Discernment of a pattern is difficult at best.  Curial workings are not so easily satirised.

Insuperable hurdles plague this claim.  Rejection must follow.

A final observation.  I do not always end with a final observation.

The claim is dismissed.

Supreme Court insists it has already delivered decision in Attorney-General v Taylor

The Supreme Court of New Zealand today issued a press release insisting it has already delivered a decision in Attorney-General v Taylor SC65/2017.

“You must not have received it,” said Chief Justice Dame Sian Elias.  “We’ve been having some problems with our Outlook.”

The Court heard the case, which deals with important constitutional issues of prisoner voting rights and the ability of the courts to grant declarations of inconsistency with the New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990, over two days in March 2018.  Since that time the decision has been eagerly awaited by the government, Parliament, academics and lawyers.

“The fact is that the Court has delivered a judgment, and definitely sent it to you all.  It’s weird that you didn’t get it but that’s ultimately not our fault,” Elias CJ continued.

When pressed on the outcome of the case, William Young J stated he “couldn’t remember” and “it’s not that important anyway, I’d just forget about it if I were you.  It might have got lost in the post or something.”

When asked whether a further copy of the judgment could be provided a Supreme Court spokesperson said that the court was having printer difficulties at the moment.