Downs J on writing style

It has been claimed that I have a certain writing style.  It is said to be distinctive.  The word “curial” apparently features.  Three-word sentences abound.  And, sentences beginning with “and”.  More on this later.  Outcomes are announced by the passive voice.

Doubt attaches to the claim.  I reject it for three inter-related reasons.

First, anyone can write in short sentences.  It is simple.  Only a full stop is required.  And, if the tone invokes a clipped manner, that is to be expected.  Curial process does not admit loquacity.

Second, commencement of sentences with conjunctions is unremarkable.  However, and, and but, especially when followed by commas, are used by many.  And, they add to readability.  And, contribute bounce.  Many must read, and understand, curial decisions.

Third, the claim is cast broadly.  That is not insignificant.  It ignores the longer sentences, often comma-strewn, which serve as a counterpoint to the brevity that may, at times, break up any judge’s decision.  Discernment of a pattern is difficult at best.  Curial workings are not so easily satirised.

Insuperable hurdles plague this claim.  Rejection must follow.

A final observation.  I do not always end with a final observation.

The claim is dismissed.

Supreme Court insists it has already delivered decision in Attorney-General v Taylor

The Supreme Court of New Zealand today issued a press release insisting it has already delivered a decision in Attorney-General v Taylor SC65/2017.

“You must not have received it,” said Chief Justice Dame Sian Elias.  “We’ve been having some problems with our Outlook.”

The Court heard the case, which deals with important constitutional issues of prisoner voting rights and the ability of the courts to grant declarations of inconsistency with the New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990, over two days in March 2018.  Since that time the decision has been eagerly awaited by the government, Parliament, academics and lawyers.

“The fact is that the Court has delivered a judgment, and definitely sent it to you all.  It’s weird that you didn’t get it but that’s ultimately not our fault,” Elias CJ continued.

When pressed on the outcome of the case, William Young J stated he “couldn’t remember” and “it’s not that important anyway, I’d just forget about it if I were you.  It might have got lost in the post or something.”

When asked whether a further copy of the judgment could be provided a Supreme Court spokesperson said that the court was having printer difficulties at the moment.

Chief Justice’s camp confirms fitness for Friday’s fight

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Elias CJ and her hype team at the press conference this morning

Chief Justice Sian “The Dissenter” Elias’ camp has confirmed her Honour is in top form for the bout against the executive branch scheduled for this Friday 10 August 2018.

The fight, hosted as part of the Maxim Institute’s Sir John Graham Lecture, will see the Chief Justice defend her Bantamweight World Mild-Critic-Of-Executive-Policy-Consistent-With-Her-Role-As-A-Serving-Member-Of-The-Judiciary Title.

Speaking to media at a pre-fight publicity event today, her trainer, Tony Ellis, was bullish about her chances.

“Her Honour is in top form.  The Chief Justice has been practice-sparring against the government policy of other common law countries, and has been doing drills on various aspects of criminal justice policy.  Quite frankly there isn’t a government cost-saving mechanism that she’s not afraid to respectfully question as potentially erosive of the rule of law,” he confirmed.

The bout is thought to be the last one before her Honour retires in March 2019.  A victory on Friday would see the Chief Justice retire at the end of a nearly 19 year career as Chief Justice almost unbeaten.

“She will be sticking to familiar themes – playing to her strengths.  Jabs about penal populism, her right uppercut about reducing the prison population.  And the haymaker she’s developed over the last year about how the Christchurch Justice Precinct puts Police and judges in the same building.  That’s always a joy to watch.”

Some expert commentators have expressed concern that the Chief Justice may be drawn on discussing legal issues outside of the core themes that have served her well in the past.

“We all remember in early 2016 when she was beaten on the issue of cows in streams and environmental breaches,” said one commentator.

The TAB has placed strong odds on another victory for The Dissenter.  The payout for an Elias CJ victory will be $1.03.

Previous Chief Justice victories

Blameless Babes – 2 July 2009 – the Chief Justice, using classic moves developed by Dame Shirley Smith beat the government in TKO with a combination of “prisons are a bottom of the cliff solution” and politicians are too scared to argue for reduction in sentence length.

Managing Criminal Justice – 5 August 2017 – in a match going the full ten rounds her Honour took on District Court judges, the Ministry of Justice, Crown prosecutors, and defence counsel in a four-on-one smackdown.

@strictlyobiter will be live tweeting the Sir John Graham Lecture (subject to being discovered hiding under one of the tables and ejected from the venue).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Law Society applies for hyperinjunction to prevent people talking about its superinjunction

After it applied for and was granted a (now removed) superinjunction, the New Zealand Law Society has indicated today it would seek a further court order.

“The negative online reaction to the superinjunction has caused us to consider our legal options.  The simplest way forward seems to be to seek a court order to prevent people talking about our superinjunction,” said an NZLS spokesperson.

Injunction: No one is allowed to talk about the thing.

Superinjunction: No one is allowed to talk about the fact that no one can talk about the thing.

Contemplated hyperinjunction:  No one will be allowed to talk about the fact that no one is allowed to talk about the fact that no one is allowed to talk about the thing.

The move would not be without legal precedent.  The first hyperinjunction was thought to have been granted in 2007.  Very little detail is known, but in March of that year court bailiffs removed the section on superinjunctions from every copy of McGechan on Procedure in the country in a bid to enforce what is thought to have been the order.

Legal experts described the next step after a hyperinjunction as an ultrainjunction, which would involve a judge of the High Court personally inserting a ball gag into the mouth of every person in the country.

New Law Society Gender Equality Charter to ensure male lawyers receive just as much sexual harassment as women

The New Zealand Law Society has announced its new Gender Equality Charter committed to equalising treatment of lawyers across all genders.  Law firms that sign up to the policy will be expected to ensure that male lawyers receive just as much harassment, belittlement, and unwanted sexual attention as female and gender-diverse lawyers currently receive.

“The legal profession has been talking about making the law a safe place to work and committing to eliminating harassment for decades now.  Recent revelations have shown that that has accomplished very little.  Ultimately we had to adopt a more realistic way of achieving equality,” a Law Society spokesperson said.

The goals are ambitious but will be phased in.  Male lawyers are overwhelmingly the people perpetrating these abuses and making the law an unsafe place to work.  The Charter imposes a realistic goal of making harassment 50% more equally spread over the next three years.  By 2024 the Charter will require all summer clerks to be at equal risk from senior partners.

“This will not require firms to take any significant steps to address things like firm culture, or confront senior lawyers who are known to be problematic.  Rather, it will just require an internal refocusing of existing harassment resources.  Given the inertia on this issue by the profession as a whole we think this new Charter will be welcomed by lawyers.”

A spokesperson from the Auckland Women’s Lawyers Association approved the move saying: “Male lawyers have been consistently abysmal in their conduct towards women.  We think that it will require very little effort on their part to be abysmal to all genders, including other males.”

Job vacancy – Enforcement Officer, New Zealand Law Style Guide

A position has recently become available in the NZ Law Style Guide Enforcement Division.  The Division is seeking a self-motivated lawyer to join its team as an Enforcement Officer.  The Division is responsible for ensuring uniform use of the Style Guide throughout the New Zealand legal community.  Those individuals and organisations who refuse to follow the Style Guide sometimes need “persuading” that compliance is in their best interests and reminding that it would be a pity if anything were to happen to their families.

Work with the Enforcement Division will see frequent contact with various uppity specialist Tribunal and Authority members who don’t seem to realise that they can’t cite sources in their decisions however they damn well please.  There is also an education outreach component involving work with students of the six NZ universities that offer an LLB course.

Specific requirements for this position:

  • A mark lower than 60% in your university’s Legal Ethics paper.
  • Deep personal hatred of italicised Latin terms.
  • An equivocal character reference from a university lecturer.

Preference will be given to applicants whose souls were permanently disfigured in a large corporate law firm.

Applications close 18 March 2018.

Template statement for law firms in light of the Russell McVeagh revelations

The partners of ((law firm name)) welcome the opportunity[1] to address allegations of inappropriate conduct[2] towards junior members of staff.

The story has developed.[3] It is clear that the problems identified do not reside within one small corner of the legal profession.[4]

When the firm was alerted to this incident at the time we undertook a full investigation into the allegations.[5] That resulted in us taking swift and decisive action.[6] ((Law firm name)) prides itself on its supportive and empowering culture.[7]

((Law firm name)) is dedicated to doing everything that we can to make our offices a safe and supportive place to work.[8] Like Russell McVeagh and many other major firms we also are working on a “transition to work” programme for our graduate hires.[9]

We have been asked by the women involved to respect their privacy so, therefore, we will not be commenting further.[10]

——

[1] Our hand has been forced because Newsroom named us too.

[2] We can’t bring ourselves to call it sexual harassment because then we’d have to admit there is a real problem.

[3] This was good for us when it was just Russell McVeagh.

[4] We are going to minimise our conduct by saying that it happens everywhere.

[5] Allegations which were consistent with what everybody already knew about the perpetrator but which we had to pretend were a surprise.

[6] C:/Documents/Cover-up/Non-disclosure agreement.docx

[7] But everyone here can name the male partners that still work here and the female juniors that don’t.

[8] We had years to get our house in order but did nothing, so anything we do now is too little, too late.

[9] As if the cause of the problem in this case was that our graduates didn’t know how to work the photocopier instead of a male partner abusing his position.

[10] We are happy that at last there is a step we can take to protect their careers and sense of self-worth that is also very convenient for us.

Judicial language decoded

“The exigencies of a busy list court” – the cause of any and all shortcomings in the decision under appeal.

“This case falls to be considered on first principles” – the state of the case law is a mess and my clerk is away.

“A further discount in sentence for rehabilitative prospects is warranted” – I am fudging this to get to the end point I want.

“The experienced District Court judge” – the judge with whose decision I agree.

“With respect” – with no respect.

“The circumstances of this case are clearly distinguishable” – they’re not, but I disagree with the Court of Appeal.

“I remind myself that…” – you can appeal, just not on this point.

 

With apologies to Steve Braunias – an account of Morgan v TVNZ [2017] NZHC 2178

The registrar had fetched more chairs for the press bench in Courtroom 14 but the reporter from NBR still had to perch in the jury box.

The public gallery was perhaps a third full.  Sean Plunket wedged himself into a seat in the front row of a half-full public gallery.  His Hand of the King badge was, one assumes, pinned to his other jacket.

Justice Geoffrey Venning entered and bowed to the parties.  But before matters could commence there had been new papers filed over lunch.

“Is a Mr King, from the Internet Party, here?”

Mr King stood up in the public gallery.  Justice Venning asked him to confirm he had filed the new papers and that they were an application for the Internet Party to be joined to these proceedings.  His Honour seemed unconvinced.

“Mr King, you’re really saying ‘me too’, aren’t you?”

“It could be characterised that way,” Mr King conceded.

Perhaps, one of the lawyers suggested, they could wait to see what happened with Mr Morgan’s application before figuring out what to do with Mr King’s.

Francis Cooke then began the submissions for Gareth Morgan.

Francis Cooke QC’s family tree is the same oak that they use for courtroom wall panelling.  Small slips of his language betrayed his familiarity with appellate advocacy where there is normally a three or five judge bench.  Twice he referred to Justice Venning as the plural “your Honours”.

He dived right in.  Gareth Morgan, leader of The Opportunities Party is not invited to TVNZ’s minor parties leaders’ debate tonight.  TVNZ are billing the debate as bringing together the potential coalition partners of the next government, and by not inviting TOP they are saying that TOP has no chance.  That can’t be right, said Cooke.  Especially when TOP is polling higher than ACT, United Future and the Maori Party (all of whom are invited).

The courts have intervened in televised election debates twice before.  In 2005 Peter Dunne and Jim Anderton were excluded from a debate because the test for inclusion was based on the results of a single pre-election poll.  Dunne and Anderton both led parties with multiple seats in the House at the time.  Justice Ronald Young said let them in.

In 2014 Conservative Party leader and budding litigant Colin Craig was excluded from a debate because Mediaworks was only going to invite representatives of parties who had MPs in Parliament.  Craig was polling higher than several of those parties.  Justice Gilbert forbade TV3 from airing the debate without Craig.

TVNZ had learned from both cases.  This time invites are sent if a party has had an MP in Parliament this term (not Gareth Morgan), or if they have polled at 3% in either of the preceding two Colmar Brunton polls (also not Gareth Morgan).  And since the polling figure will be rounded up, a party only really needs to get to 2.5% to be invited (still not Gareth Morgan).

Was this new process enough?  Cooke claimed no.  “You don’t make a reasonable decision by bringing together the thing that was wrong in Dunne and the thing that was wrong in Craig.”

The difficulty, suggested Cooke, was that the process still produces irrational results.  The political party polling fifth will be excluded from the debate, but Damian Light (of United Future) will be there.  Damian Light, Mr Cooke suggested, “most New Zealanders won’t know”.  At that point it is not good enough for TVNZ to hide behind claims of a reasonable process or to simply say “this is the rule”.  Exclusion of any candidate needs to be “demonstrably justified”.

All very good, said Justice Venning.  “But to assist the Court it would help if you could articulate a test.”

Cooke tried.  There is no problem with using poll results and sitting MPs as a general guide, as long as you stand back at the end and look at matters in the round.

“A catch-all?” asked his Honour.

“Precisely,” Cooke confirmed, before proceeding to use the term “catch-all” at every opportunity.

Justice Venning seemed unconvinced.  That introduces subjective criteria.  Wouldn’t a plain percentage and sitting MPs rule be easier?

No, explained Cooke.  The problem with bright line tests is that they may exclude people that should be there.  The Electoral Commission uses a multi factor process to allocate election funding.  And other broadcasters have invited Morgan.  So other tests exist.  A bright line test isn’t necessarily a better test.

Then it was Stacey Shortall’s turn for TVNZ.  There were a lot of TVNZ managers in the back of the court.  They had an air of truculence at facing having to be told for a third time by politicians and judges just who they had to have on their debate stage.

Shortall channelled that. Her submissions were punchy.  She referred to “applicant” in the American style, instead of “the applicant”.

She also started on a loser.  In deciding the rules about who would and wouldn’t be invited, she submitted, TVNZ were not exercising a public power.

Justice Venning was having none of it.  “I don’t think we’re going to revisit Dunne on that point.”

Shortall persisted.

If having the ability to influence the election means that TVNZ’s decision is reviewable then a whole range of decisions by ostensibly private bodies will be reviewable.  Unlike in 2005, when Dunne was decided, there are now dozens of debates – proliferated by the internet.  All of the decisions about who to include will be open to review.  The judge remained unconvinced.

Shortall then put the boot into Cooke’s argument that TVNZ was deciding the election.  It wasn’t TVNZ saying that Mr Morgan wasn’t going to be in Parliament.  It was the voters that had been polled.  If his poll results were higher then he’d be invited.

It didn’t get better for Morgan.  Ms Shortall could reveal that Morgan’s one last chance hadn’t come through.  That night new Colmar Brunton poll results would be released.  If TOP were to poll 3% (or even just 2.5%) then TVNZ would invite Morgan.  That poll would say that TOP was only polling 1.9%.  Not enough.

Shortall pressed the point even more. It wasn’t TVNZ damaging Mr Morgan in the polls.  Rather, Mr Morgan’s poll results were attributable to his lipstick on a pig comments.

His judicial oath compelled Justice Venning to sprint in the opposite direction from that submission.  “I’m not sure how helpful this is…” he ventured.

His Honour was more interested in whether TVNZ’s criteria produced arbitrary results.  Isn’t it a little strange that Mr Light is included?

The criteria have worked for three elections now, insisted Shortall.

“They haven’t been challenged in the past,” said Justice Venning.  That doesn’t mean they’re right.

“But if this challenge works there’ll be many more challenges,” countered Shortall.

“Well,” said the Chief Judge of the High Court, “that is what we’re here for.”

Shortall finished strongly.  These were clear rules meant to encourage participation but allow debates to function with a manageable number of participants.  There are 16 parties contesting the election.  They can’t all be on the stage and TVNZ needs to decide somehow.  This is what it’s chosen and the rules are neither unreasonable nor arbitrary.

When Mr Cooke stood up again the “catch all” had changed its name to an “amelioration consideration” but there was little more to add.

Justice Venning adjourned for 45 minutes.  When the parties returned he delivered an oral judgment.  The entire judgment can be found here and brighter minds than mine will analyse it properly.  The Court would not order TVNZ to invite Mr Morgan.  The Dunne and Craig decisions were distinguished.  Andrew Geddis will have something to say, I’m sure.

That left the washing up.  This was an application for interim orders only.  The substantive proceeding still continues for now.  Would a call next week suit, asked Justice Venning.  Yes, said the parties.

From the public gallery the Internet Party’s Mr King indicated it suited him too.  At least, as the proceeding continues, there is someone for Gareth Morgan to share the stage with after all.