It is a truth universally acknowledged that a godforsaken glorified meme account must have “merch”. So, if you cared to make a public law fortune teller like the one in the picture, then you could download it by clicking this link. I used the template from this site to create it for a Secret Santa present where we weren’t allowed to spend money. It’s a Powerpoint file but it prints nicely on A4.
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